Complete the Sentence

[Space cat]

-- like being back in the river, gliding through a forest of feathery fronds." In a moment of wild ecstacy she had forgotten who she was, what she was and which word game she was in --

(Sorry Susie, couldn't resist that. )

 

[Susiejb]

SPACE CAT ......stop it........

she was quickly brought down to earth when she realised she was actually in the shop widow display in the local Spar shop and a large crowd had gathered watching her ......

 

[Space cat]

( )

writhe and squeal with delight as she clung onto the wookiee. The crowd could hardly believe their eyes --

 

[Susiejb]

especially when they saw the window sticker...."bring your old bags here for re-cycling" ..... the MP took one look and......

 

[Barnsbury]

and offered the shop keeper the brown paper bag he had received that morning from an unscrupulous newspaper vendor. the oily stains confirming......

 

[Space cat]

-- his suspicions that he had been sold the wrapping from somebody's fish supper. "What will you give me for my old bag?"

 

[Susiejb]

"which one...your lover in the window with the wookie, or that scruffy looking paper one"...the MP took offence at that.... no one was calling his paper bag scruffy...so he...

 

[Space cat]

-- put the bag over the shopkeeper's head and stormed off. Meanwhile, his ex-lover was experiencing a paroxysm of desire, rage or some other passion she'd found in an ancient dictionary --

 

[Susiejb]

she suspected it was Karezza.....but as she opened her eyes and saw 49 eyes on her (one unfortunate person had a nasty accident) she blushed, and to protect her modesty grabbed a ......

 

[Space cat]

-- large advertising board and held it in front of herself. The crowd could hardly believe what they were reading --

(Karezza! Is that Wookiee for anam cheile? )

 

[Susiejb]

SC LOL.... maybe....look it up


out of date goods please help yourself....just take anything you fancy...

 

[Space cat]

-- at which point the crowd charged into the shop. In the ensuing mayhem, the Ken Dodd appreciation society grabbed the opportunity to --

 

[Barnsbury]

shout "tattyfalarious" at the top of their voices. the resulting tumult cause a dislodging of the upper.............

 

[Susiejb]

tier of jam...which fell on top of them, they were soon coated in a delicious mix of flavours which attracted a swarm of bees and....

 

[Space cat]

-- birds. It was carnage; with the bees eating the jam, the birds eating the bees, the MP's boyfriend's ex-wife-to-be searching an out-of date dictionary and the wookiee --