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the Arctic Circle....the newspaper headline the next day was...
Nuns gone to Iceland .....
(I'm sorry it rubbish
)
the Arctic Circle....the newspaper headline the next day was...
Nuns gone to Iceland .....
(I'm sorry it rubbish
)Sponsored Links
-- in search of bargain price 69's." But it was Sunday and all the shops had closed early so --
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they had to settle for an ice cold 'Woppa' which they were just about to enjoy when who should walk in but.....
-- the Bishop. "Stop what you are doing! Did Our Lord do that? On a SUNDAY! " All the nuns were speechless, except one: "We didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition --
"Stop what you are doing! Did Our Lord do that? On a SUNDAY! " All the nuns were speechless, except one: "We didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition --Sponsored Links
-- whereupon some of the nuns jumped so much that their Woppas --
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.....started to shake in a rather erotic fashion, the Bishops eyes glazed over as he remembered for a moment a rather pleasant occasion in 1963...then (remembering the sketch) he shouted loudly "CONFESS" and ......
"-- to take over the BBC Television Centre. Once inside, we will return Songs of Praise to its proper time slot, reinstate Morning Worship and --"
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bring back the Epilogue....they were just about to leave when, red faced and out the breath, Mother Superior almost fell in through the door shouting....
"-- get the TV on quick! Strictly's just starting and Sister Esmerelda is in the final three --"
-- Brucie was momentarily lost for words. He tried to recompose himself but, before he could even say "Nice to See You --", Wogan appeared out of nowhere with --
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his toupee in hand looking really annoyed "Bruce this is not mine, it must be yours"
this annoyed Bruce, so he swung a punch but missed and .....
this annoyed Bruce, so he swung a punch but missed and .....
-- hit the doorman. "You fool!" shouted the director. "I said a questionnaire --
"You fool!" shouted the director. "I said a questionnaire --Sponsored Links
