Been in the nick a few times, stealing to support a family, i eventually got work on the railway for 6 yrs, never have we all at home been happier than when i worked and had a full time job. Now that's gone, the savings have gone, back to pinchy, pinchy.
People need work, pretty fulkin simple.
So be honest LLL you aint worked on the rails, if you did coin a few rail frases or just stick to the parasisite manc you know so well.