Me? Nothing. I've given up.
Do you want it adding to the list?
Time for a few new additions.
So far we have .. smoking ...
Is Unhealthy
A disgusting vice rampant in the thick underclass.
Corrupts youngsters
Is a burden on the NHS
Is Killing through secondhand smoke.
Results in obstructing smoke clouds in doorways
Produces mounds of fags on pavements
Produces people who smell of stale fags.
Hikes up house insurance through accidental fires
Is a significant cost of grass fires in moorlands.
Is bankrupting the economy through works ciggie breaks.
Costs the country through time off sick for smoking related diseases.
Uses valuable resources ... water, electricity and washing powder to wash non-smokers' smoky smelling clothes clean. (I give that one first prize!)
Updated ....
Smokers have no respect.
Smokers also have anosmia.
Pregnant women who smoke are a concern to non-smokers.
An allegation that smoking may turn someone into a homosexual .. (I think that one's a simple misinderstanding of the phrase,
always got a fag in his mouth