Ignoring all the snide comments about bacon rolls...
and getting our snouts back in the trough.
If you are sure your earth terminal at the meter board is tnc-s (PME) and really is at 50V with respect to a bit of pipe in the garden go no further. Step back respectfully away from all potentially live house metalwork, and pick up the 'phone (preferably a plastic one).
You need to call your DNO/REC , (probably not to talk to the "have-a-nice-day" girl you give the meter readings to, but a much rougher engineering lot ) and say :-
' my PME earth is 50Volts above true earth measured from a temporary test electrode outside- you are not providing a supply that meets the requirements of "Statutory Instrument 2002 No. 2665
The Electricity Safety, Quality and Continuity Regulations 2002" please come and make it safe'
http://www.pv-uk.org.uk/reference/grid_con/dno_map.htm should tell you who to call.
And PDQ they should send a clean shaven man round with blue overalls in a small van to take a look at it. They should not charge you for that - its their responsibility up to the terminal on the board, and yours there after.
He may just re-do some connections on the company side.
If it is really bad and he can't fix it from indoors then there will then follow succession of larger, and larger vans and less and less well-shaven men with bigger and bigger tattoos and louder voices and progressively ruder and ruder jokes until you have a pair of cloth sided 7.5 tonne lorries, a compressor pounding and arc-lights outside your window as what sounds like a team of about 20 navvies dig up the road outside through the night to find the loose connection in the street main...
This is exactly the reason I don't like PME, everything can appear to work, and still be in a potentially dangerous state..
In the mean time be very careful indeed what metal work you touch, and consider washing next door or outside.
Once that has been fixed, we can come back to the fact that the X bonding is a bit weak in the bathroom, and maybe needs up grading to meet latest regs. - but that's not their problem. In the mean time that poor bonding has probably reduced the shock you get to a safe level.
Actually it sounds like it is quite high impedance - if connecting to a temporary spike reduced the shock voltage to nearly nothing, but if you had had a faulty appliance plugged in at any time while this fault was present, it could be much worse.