I probably would fail due to that odd way of steering that they (used?) to teach when learning to drive. What was all that about?
You mean not crossing your hands when you turn the wheel?
I used to find that difficult to master when I was learning but after passing my test I was soon driving 3.5t, and the occasional 7.5t, lorry so it quickly became habit not to cross my arms and now I don't think I ever do.
I would like to take a test just to see if I would pass, (with no penalty if I don't!
), just out of curiosity. The 2 bumps I have had, in over 30 years of driving many different vehicles, were officially classed as zero blame to me. First one was a woman cut through a line of stationary traffic without stopping or looking, ("The man in the white car waved me through" Big mistake love.), and I bumped her rear wing. No injuries to anyone. The second was going to work ne morning in the rain. A van a few car lengths ahead of me hit a pool of water and began to 'fishtail' so I indicated to move to the right. As I started to move a 38t lorry rear ended me at 62mph in a 40mph zone. Shunted me across another 3 traffic lanes into a right turn filter lane. Luckily there was no traffic in these lanes because where I indicated to move out was at the end of the outer lane closures due to roadworks. Mt escort looked like afiesta and was a write off. After hitting me the lorry hit the van I avoided at 42mph causing the van to hit the car in front for a second time, (he had already hit it once when it stopped for a red light).
Eventually the police told me he had been found guilty of speeding, driving under the influence of alcohol, driving whilst uninsured because he didn't have a valid licence for that sized vehicle, and exceeding the permitted driving time on the tacho card. Basically had the book thrown at him, lost his licence for a few years, hefty fine and lost his job.