On arriving at Kings Cross young Sam holding onto his fine fish proceeded along his way when he was accosted by a young lady of the night, eeh lad what have you got there wobbling around in yer troosers?(she was a confused lady born in yorkshire but spoke with a scottish accent)
That'll be my fish said Sam
Well lets have a look then said the lady
Sam reaches down and whips it out
My thats a fine one if ever I saw one
Not bad eh says Sam
Can i have a stroke of it says the lady
OK then but be quick says Sam
With that the lady reaches down and before Sam realises it the fish is gone and so's the lady
Sam is heartbroken and stands there crying
A policeman walks up and speaks to Sam
I saw it all lad, that lady got you to whip it out and she grabbed hold and pulled it hard till it came away, then ran off with it.
So what are you going to do about it ? Enquired Sam
Not a lot I can do son, not qualified said the copper, it looks like you need a sturgeon.
That'll be my fish said Sam
Well lets have a look then said the lady
Sam reaches down and whips it out
My thats a fine one if ever I saw one
Not bad eh says Sam
Can i have a stroke of it says the lady
OK then but be quick says Sam
With that the lady reaches down and before Sam realises it the fish is gone and so's the lady
Sam is heartbroken and stands there crying
A policeman walks up and speaks to Sam
I saw it all lad, that lady got you to whip it out and she grabbed hold and pulled it hard till it came away, then ran off with it.
So what are you going to do about it ? Enquired Sam
Not a lot I can do son, not qualified said the copper, it looks like you need a sturgeon.
