Scouring the Internet for Stories

[fillyboy]

So you had to troll 5500km across to the pound to post a story, incredible.

You must have a lot of time then to read worldwide headlines, all 2 billion of them daily,

Try harder mate and nearer home, hope that makes sense to you

And so the inevitable metamorphosis into AngleEyes, whoever, whoever, himmy begins.
WAFC.