If adequate bonding were in place within the building, connecting the earthing conductor to the L would probably be less dangerous than you might imagine.Seems like a malicious person with access to your meter cupboard (in a TN-C-S or TN-S system at least) could disconnect your earth (making your installation unsafe) or, worse, connect it to a live supply.
If any of the bonded extraneous-conductive-parts had a low impedance to earth, it would probably blow the cutout fuse, anyway.
Kind Regards, John