Sex in front of kids

[toffee]

my sis told me about how one of her sons had come home and told her all about how he 'was made'... the full works... that he had learned at school that day.

Sis had managed to keep straight face, gently repeating the odd thing he had said but using the correct pronunciation of the word 'vagina!!!'

when he had finished, she asked him if he was okay with that... (knowing that he now knew that his mam and dad had sex)

"Yeah, I suppose its okay," he said... "I mean you had to do it to make me. Its not as if you do it for fun"

Sis left it for his dad to explain that yes.... sometimes... grown ups do have sex just for fun!!!!!!!

reply from son similar to, "er...Yuk!!!"

 

[keyplayer]

When, if ever, or up to what age, is it OK to have sex in front of your own children?

If they're not restrained and forced to watch, I doubt they'll be anywhere near.

Should they be taught that it is something deeply spiritual and emotional

No, because it isn't.

Should you shriek

You may have to take the snooker ball out first.

 

[joe-90]

It's illegal to have sex in front of children that are old enough to know what's going on.

If the authorities were to find out the children would be removed from the household and put into care.

 

[securespark]

That's Lobbocks.

It's not even illegal to have sex in public. There's only a problem if someone is offended by it.

 

[joe-90]

That's Lobbocks.

It's not even illegal to have sex in public. There's only a problem if someone is offended by it.

I think you'll find it is.

 

[notb665]

Well why doesn't one of you provide a link or a source backing up your claim?

 

[joe-90]

Try contacting Social Services.

 

[Steve]

but using the correct pronunciation of the word 'vagina!!!'

[off topic]someone asked me for a half ounce packet of golden vagina yesterday. I laughed, dont know if he saw the funny side. (golden virginia is a popular rolling tobacco)[/off topic]

 

[securespark]

I used to sell fags: Got sick of people asking for Berkley instead of "Barkley".

Told them they could have them if they could pronounce the name correctly.

"You what?" was the commonest reply...

Well, I said, you don't say Berkshire, do you? It's "Barkshire".

 

[johnny_t]

Ah, but......

The word 'berk' (pronounced berk) is derived from the rhyming slang phrase 'Berkshire Hunt' (pronounced Barkshire Hunt). Funny old world.

 

[joe-90]

Berk is a slang term derived from Cockney rhyming slang. It is a shortened version of Berkeley Hunt, the hunt based at Berkeley Castle in Gloucestershire. In the rhyming slang,


Wiki

 

[johnny_t]

I stand corrected.

I feel like a right Gareth now.......

 

[securespark]

That's Lobbocks.

It's not even illegal to have sex in public. There's only a problem if someone is offended by it.

I think you'll find it is.

Lobbocks again!

http://www.thesite.org/homelawandmoney/law/yourrights/sexinpublic

Quote:

Sex in public places
The Sexual Offences Act (2003) doesn't legislate specifically against this practice. Public order offences exist that guard against outraging taste and decency (i.e. shagging in the supermarket aisle), but permits sex in an isolated place so long as you have a reasonable expectation of privacy.

 

[joe-90]

Like where children might play?

 

[securespark]

.....but permits sex in an isolated place so long as you have a reasonable expectation of privacy.

I doubt if that includes where kids play, because then you will not have

"a reasonable expectation of privacy".

But if you are in the middle of a secluded field in the middle of nowhere, then maybe.