Tory leadership selection - the weakest links

Who will win

  • Robert Jenrick

    Votes: 2 12.5%
  • Kemi Badenoch

    Votes: 3 18.8%
  • James Cleverly

    Votes: 4 25.0%
  • Tom Tugendhat

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Mel Stride

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Priti Patel

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Satan himself

    Votes: 7 43.8%

  • Total voters
    16
Billy Connolly pretty much nailed it when he said along the lines of ...

The very fact of someone ever wanting to be a politician should preclude them for ever being allowed to be one!
 
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Who is Satan?
Satan is a concept into which we project all that is wrong, deceitful or simply evil.

Its the "yes to Brexit" option where you know what you're voting for but no one has a clue what everyone else is thinking of when they said the same.
 
Apparently Truss has said if she'd still been in power come the recent GE, the Tories would have won ...

(that's not a joke btw)

Lizzie's too busy "saving Western civilization', at the moment, although she insisted she would've done better than Rish! at the last election, and says they should never have thrown Boris under that big red bus. She reckons the leadership selection is thin gruel and the only thing that'd cheer her up would be a victory for D.J. Trump in November.

Double her medication, i say.
 
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I would vote for the one most likely to make Conservatives even less electable than they are now, so it’s Honest Bob for me.

Jenrick wants to take U.K. out of ECHR, which would mean U.K. joining Russia and Belarus
 
If Robert Jenrick is the answer then the question can only be "how mad are the Tories right now?"
 
the bookies have Kemi slipping back and Cleverly catching her up (bob still by far the fav)

my choice in tommy tugboat (the only half decent one amongst the hopefuls) is slipping further behind -
 
So, Jenrick thinks we're performing illegal executions because we can't report people and Badenoch thinks the way to fix the prisons is to send 25,000-50,000 civil servants there.
 
And cleverly wants to nationalise Peppa pig.

What a clown show
 
Looks like she's the front-runner now.
The alternative is Bobby J.
Exactly.
Kemi is Badenough but the alternative is worse...way worse.
Besides; it gives the Tories the chance to prove they like black people then boast Labour haven't even elected a woman to lead the party.
 
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