Water from a vent pipe

[JohnD]

pompously

hahaha!

 

[Softus]

Is that the sound of 'ironic' laughter JohnD?

 

[Bamber gaspipe]

I think you see this forum as being like a panel of qualified and accredited "experts"

It is on the whole

who pompously dispatch advice to the naïve and innocent "visitors"

No evidence of any members doing the above..apart from yourself.

from the top of an unassailable ivory (or magnetite) tower.

Rambling nonsense.

And Heaven forfend that someone challenges Tony Glazier!

You are not good enough

We're all visitors and experts,

You are not a visitor nor an expert.

This is a microcosm of real life

It`s a D.I.Y forum

inherently entropic and just about impossible to control.

controlled by Moderators. (Entropic is a word that does not exist).

By all means influence it,

How `magnanimous`

but you should accept the wilderness that it represents

I`m sorry but I`ve just emptied my Pot Noodle all over the cat due to uncontrollable laughter.

and give up on the idea that this site is, or ever will be, what you want it to be

Scotty.....Beam him up...

 

[Softus]

Edit: pointless point removed.

 

[JohnD]

Steady on, old chaps.

Better things to worry about... take a long walk.. time to turn it in I think.

Whatever will Mr Teggs think of us all?

 

[doitall]

Steady on, old chaps.

Better things to worry about... take a long walk.. time to turn it in I think.

Whatever will Mr Teggs think of us all?

Don't worry about Mr Teggs, we sorted his problem out ages ago

 

[Softus]

I concur with doitall - it's a faulty valve.

IMHO it's a shower valve, but not guaranteed. Teggs has various things to be trying and then (hopefully) will confirm the diagnosis.

 

[Bamber gaspipe]

="Softus"]
Well, on the whole, it isn't

The `resident chaps` would appear to be experts from the evidence that I have seen. Unlike yourself.

Is this something you believe that I do rarely, mostly, or all of the time

Why do you ask, feeling a tad ashamed of your behaviour?

It's traditional for people who don't understand something to describe that thing as being nonsense.

I understood..I just thought it was nonsense.

I wasn't talking about myself.

It`s a good job, because you are not.

You are not a visitor nor an expert.

Whatever.

That the best you can come up with, I notice you are particularly coy when it comes to bringing up your own qualifications.

Moderated by moderators.

To Moderate is to control.

How foolish you're going to feel when you eventually realise that you're wrong, and how familiar a feeling that must be becoming to you.

If I`m wrong..prove it ..you love doing that, here`s your chance.

MOD 2

To Moderate is to control.

yer got that right tight ship in here bonny lad

 

[Softus]

Edit: pointless point removed.

 

[Bamber gaspipe]

Hope you`re enjoying the banter Kev..err..Mod

MOD 2
calm it down clever git or the lot goes BE ADVISED

 

[Softus]

Edit: pointless point removed.

 

[Bamber gaspipe]

but it might surprise you to find out that I'm open-minded and ready and willing to change my behaviour


Why would I want to go to any effort to prove you wrong? If you want to believe that the word doesn't exist, then so be it; I'm sure that there are lots of words that neither of us has encountered yet.

You seem to be willing to climb down from your pedestal...Congratulations..

 

[Bamber gaspipe]

Hope you`re enjoying the banter Kev..err..Mod

MOD 2
calm it down clever git or the lot goes BE ADVISED

Sorry.... ..Calming it down over here Boss.....

 

[Softus]

Edit: pointless point removed.

 

[Bamber gaspipe]

Wash basin pedestal, where most of the scum collects....