f**king seagull egg's ....hmmmm
how *low* can hard up OAPs get ..lol.....FFS...get a trevor mcdonut special
dont you get a pension ? .....
or should we do a Blue Peter type appeal here for my mucker Richie P an his lass ...
him throwing her over the cliffs on knotted bed sheets each day ...like Tippi Hedren fighting off the pecking gulls so Rich can have a fried egg ...lol
an he sits an tip taps at his puter as his beloved is ripped to pieces on the sheer cliff face ....
after she has swung backwards an forwards on the face for 4 hrs he will bring her up , taps her on the head counts the eggs an releases her bondage ..
I would like to know what the loins of Richie feel of this ...alas she escaped on a passing boat , swimming 3 miles to get aboard the oil tanker .....
so if things are hard I think food parcels are in order , ...
my drunken wife will come in later with a lil eaten wonderful greasy *Everything* kebab , ...LOVELY
an as that pugwash is my mate , I'll send him my bit of kebab tonight..
it maybe off by the time you get it but the thought was there so keep smiling rich ,
btw when I visit in feb ...
I hope you will have this situation sorted out as Im used to the finer things now ...
if caroline needs to swing off the cliff where the finer eggs are so be it ....