A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St peter asks, "religion?"
the man says "Methodist"
St peter looks down his list and says "go to room 24 but be very quiet as you pass room 8 "
Another man arrives at the gate's of heaven and St peter asks "religion?"
"Its Baptist" replies the man
"well go to room 18 but be very quiet as you pass room 8".
A third man arrives at the gate's
"Jewish" he replies
St peter says "Go to room 11 but be very quiet as you pass room room 8"
The man says "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet as I pass room 8 ? "
St peter tells him "Well the jehovahs witnesses are in room 8, and they think their the only one's here .