This post might save your life......if you apply it.

[durhamplumber]

When we were kids a mate of mine got hit by a bus while waiting at a bus stop.

Please take my advice and never stand at a bus stop, this could also save your life.

Thousands die each year in motor vehicles..stay out of them

 

[Mottie]

The Queen Mother nearly choked on a fish bone. Don’t eat fish.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Massive


End.

Thank you, Nausey. Don't like to brag, but I've had no complaints. Anyway, who told you? Your wife?

 

[noseall]

who told you? Your wife?

Her uncle.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Her uncle.

Yeah, such a small world. Who'd have thought her uncle would be dogging through the car window at Cannock Chase when I was getting it on with her. Was amazed when she wanted him to join in.

Still, they say it's the game for all the family.

 

[noseall]

Blah, blah, blah...

The joke is done bud. Know when to quit.

 

[Brigadier]

Don't walk across the road, especially while pizzed and gawping at your phone: "you never know what idiots are going to be driving around".

BBC News - Phone-staring warning after Wellingborough 'hit-and-run'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-46762571


For all anyone knows, the daft sod could have walked into the side of the car as it passed, and her injuries resulted from the ensuing fall.....

 

[durhamplumber]

Definetly do not travel by train,you will be stabbed to death.

 

[motorbiking]

pretty shocking and in front of his 14 year old son.. Can't image what the guy must have been thinking watching his son watch him bleed to death.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-46765588

 

[EFLImpudence]

Don't walk across the road, especially while pizzed and gawping at your phone: "you never know what idiots are going to be driving around".
BBC News - Phone-staring warning after Wellingborough 'hit-and-run'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-46762571
For all anyone knows, the daft sod could have walked into the side of the car as it passed, and her injuries resulted from the ensuing fall.....

Also she "...was walking home from her girlfriend's house to pick up clothes for a trip to Brighton"

Just asking for trouble.

 

[EddieM]

Definetly do not travel by train,you will be stabbed to death.

And don't stay at home it's where most accidents occurr. It's a jungle out there I tell you.

 

[Brigadier]

Also she "...was walking home from her girlfriend's house to pick up clothes for a trip to Brighton"

Just asking for trouble.

How she made it to that age with her devil-may-care approach, I'll never know.

 

[Brigade77]

Most men who are murdered are stabbed by their partner during a domestic episode.

The most common place for this to happen is in the home, in the kitchen, where the knifes are kept.

If you are a man & don't want to be stabbed by your partner during a domestic . . . . STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN.

On the basis that she hasn't yet stabbed me to death this approach appears to work well.

 

[JohnD]

yet

 

[Nige F]

My dashcam records all the bellend drivers outside, and records my Mrs. backseat driving inside.