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Two old Norfolk farmers were leaning on the old five bar gate one day talking of the fast approach of their twilight years, and they decided to go on a spree. The two old pals decided that they ought to go up to that place they call London, and while there they would go and meet one of them women who you pay for favours.
As the day of their trip approached they were getting very excited, apart from never having been to the Capital, neither of them had had any success with romance, and had not ever made love to a woman (save the sheep comments for another posting).
The day dawned and off the London they went, by train. They arrived and were amazed at the sites, the people, the buildings and the marvellous statues and features of this famous city. As the day progressed they eventually found themselves in this place called Soho, which reminded them of their quest, to experience that oft talked of event of which they had no knowledge.
They found a door with lots of signs on, and pressed one of the bells. They decided that as they had shared many happy times together, then they should experience the same woman, and flipped a coin to decide who would be first.
When the first came down the stairs, he whispered through a wide smile, that his friend would get a lecture first, on the use of some bit of bladder like thingy called a condom, "she'll tell you not to take it off, or she'll get pregnant", they sniggered and parted for the second to take his turn.
They happily, very happily returned back home.
Three weeks later, they were leaning on the old five bar gate when one says to the other one "do you really care if some woman in London get's pregnant?", the second says "No, not at all!"
His mate says, "thank god for that, i'm dying for a slash!"
As the day of their trip approached they were getting very excited, apart from never having been to the Capital, neither of them had had any success with romance, and had not ever made love to a woman (save the sheep comments for another posting).
The day dawned and off the London they went, by train. They arrived and were amazed at the sites, the people, the buildings and the marvellous statues and features of this famous city. As the day progressed they eventually found themselves in this place called Soho, which reminded them of their quest, to experience that oft talked of event of which they had no knowledge.
They found a door with lots of signs on, and pressed one of the bells. They decided that as they had shared many happy times together, then they should experience the same woman, and flipped a coin to decide who would be first.
When the first came down the stairs, he whispered through a wide smile, that his friend would get a lecture first, on the use of some bit of bladder like thingy called a condom, "she'll tell you not to take it off, or she'll get pregnant", they sniggered and parted for the second to take his turn.
They happily, very happily returned back home.
Three weeks later, they were leaning on the old five bar gate when one says to the other one "do you really care if some woman in London get's pregnant?", the second says "No, not at all!"
His mate says, "thank god for that, i'm dying for a slash!"
