Heard some funny stories involving Jason Leonard, at Lansdowne road against the Irish he'd gone down injured on the touch line, the physio came on and was tending to him when some Irish bloke in the crowd yelled "Leonard, Leonard yer fat b*stard, it's not a physio you need it's a fecking midwife".Heard a funny one earlier.
I think it was Matt Dawson.
When England were playing the NZ in the late nineties / early two thousands, MD said they were just gawping at the mountains that were the All Blacks.
Just as they were about to kick off, the ref said "May the best team win!"
To which, Jason Leonard said "I do hope not!"