can they get worse?

[pipme]

Yeah .. suddenly it, the post, so I administered the old Somerset sunset the post was suddenly far removed from the (hunting) picture ... apparently fox was on the back seat of car .......
Not totally sold on that picture really !

 

[planenut]

Did he get to keep the beef?

Sorry Adam, how long have they been putting shoes on beef?

 

[pipme]

Adam refers to my deleted post about a friend, years back, driving in country lane, Moggy convertable .. sunny day ... Bang !! cow jumps hedge falls 8 ft straddling bonnet ... Cow put down, Moggy repaired -- friend's Insurance pays for both !! Shocked, disgruntled - but happy not to be a second or so earlier - friend !!

 

[mildmanneredjanitor]

Adam refers to my deleted post about a friend, years back, driving in country lane, Moggy convertable .. sunny day ... Bang !! cow jumps hedge falls 8 ft straddling bonnet ... Cow put down, Moggy repaired -- friend's Insurance pays for both !! Shocked, disgruntled - but happy not to be a second or so earlier - friend !!

Got to be a good joke in there somewhere...

Hey diddle diddle...?

 

[planenut]

Adam refers to my deleted post about a friend, years back, driving in country lane, Moggy convertable .. sunny day ... Bang !! cow jumps hedge falls 8 ft straddling bonnet ... Cow put down, Moggy repaired -- friend's Insurance pays for both !! Shocked, disgruntled - but happy not to be a second or so earlier - friend !!

Got to be a good joke in there somewhere...

Hey diddle diddle...?

What about "The "cat" that got the cream!"

Well for starters.

 

[securespark]

I can see the local paper now.....

"Moo Meets Morris Mishap - Motor Mayhem! Moggy Mangled, Moo Mortality!"

 

[pipme]

There was conjecture, 18 months or so after, as to who rustled three steers from same farm ...... What goes around comes around !

 

[AdamW]

Cow put down, Moggy repaired

You know, if that had been a person who jumped in front of the car deliberately, they would have probably taken them to hospital and fixed them.

Yet another case of one rule for farm animals, and another for suicidal depressives.

The problem is, we treat animals like property. Animals aren't property. Until it's on my plate, then it's MY steak. Anyone tries to steal it, I'll dispense islamic justice on their ass. My steak.

 

[pipme]

Allegedly, The 'grey' beef market more than paid for the inflated insurance premia ... All was well that ended .. well, ended anyway.

 

[securespark]

If you're eating grey beef, you wanna check your sell-by', mate. I suppose you could always liven up the colour with a bit of innocent red colouring......

 

[ninebob]

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[pipme]

If you're eating grey beef, you wanna check your sell-by', mate. I suppose you could always liven up the colour with a bit of innocent red colouring......

Grey as in backlane abattoir .... they do exist, loadsa dosh in a beef or three !
Mind you, I expected the colouring suggestion from one trained in the food industry ... good, are they not ?? All dyed with the same brush, then, we will die with them !

 

[kevplumb]

just hope it's not being dyed with sudan 1

 

[pipme]

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[securespark]

just hope it's not being dyed with sudan 1

That was the inference...!