...Foot washes up on beach

[Shytalkz]

They've just announced that whoever's foot it was definitely had dandruff, as they've found his head and shoulders on the beach.

 

[securespark]

On the high ground, presumably. Head & shoulders above the rest...

 

[Softus]

They've just announced that whoever's foot it was definitely had dandruff, as they've found his head and shoulders on the beach.

Sounds like he died from foot and mouth disease then.

 

[tim west]

Thats no mean feet

 

[Shytalkz]

He didn't toe the party line, so he was nailed for it. that was always going to be his Achilles heel, make no bones about it.

 

[Richardp]

you lot are putting the boot in! just cos he's foot lose and fancy free.

 

[anobium]

I think it's about time this thread was kicked into touch.

 

[tim west]

Its ok the mystery is solved, they were chucked overboard when the weight of them took it passed the plimsoll line

 

[Shytalkz]

God rest his sole.

 

[joe-90]

These jokes are getting 'corny'.

 

[tim west]

there's an argument going on about whose going to dispose of them and who foots the bill.

 

[securespark]

Foot washes up on beach

That's amazing! Neither of mine can.

And they're attached.

And where did it get the Fairy from?

 

[Richardp]

cheesy!

 

[tim west]

The council has just announced a ban on playing "footie" on the beach

 

[joe-90]

Maybe it's the man from ANKLE. Being a foot shorter is he Mr So-Low?