Sorry, I have to stop now, because an Italian has just knocked on my door and told me he owns my house, because there was a Roman villa thirty miles away, two thousand years ago.
It is worse than I thought.
I found out that he is not an Italian, he has no Italian or Roman ancestry. He has never been to Italy and this is his first visit to Britain. He came here with the sole purpose of stealing a house. He lives in New York, and his family come from Belgium. However he married a woman with an Italian uncle, and he says that counts.
Can @fillyboy explain why he is entitled to seize my home at gunpoint, please.