Well, got into a right pickle yesterday.................
........car needed charging, it was late at night, and I had just got home.
What to do?
After what seemed like an age, I managed to open the charge flap with a tap of the door (I couldn't be bothered with the switch on the dash, and the key-with-the-charge-flap-opening-button-on-it was tucked into my pocket), lift the charge lead from its holster, pop the rubber cap off, and plug it into the charge port.
30 seconds of my life that I'll never get back.
Exhausted, I let myself in, and wearily trudged up the stairs, and collapsed into bed.
Scraping the sleep from my eyes this morning, I blearily dragged myself downstairs, and made a brew.
Outside, unplugged the lead and reholstered it, then looked at my home energy monitor.
A FIVER ALREADY!!!!!! IT'S ONLY SEVEN O'CLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(£4.30 in electricity, 70p standing charge, and another 320 miles of range
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